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A brother complex is basically the same as a sister complex but for one's brother. Boy 1: "I tried super hard to get into to the same school as my older brother. And now he's leaving me...I bet he got a girlfriend!!"
Boy 2: "Are you jealous?" Boy 1: "NO! I just can't believe he left me." Boy 2: "...Brother complex much" |
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| 16. | High School Girl Complex | ||
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Occurs when a girl of high school age, likes a member of the opposite sex at the same high school age, however when the said member of the opposite sex is also interested, and asks the girl to a dance or movie, the girl declines somewhat politely putting off that she is not interested even though she is interested. Further, she wants him to make a move, but does not want him to make a move, putting the boy in an impossible and lose-lose situation; forcing him to make a choice between rejection, or isolation. The reasoning behind this complex is not yet known. High School Girl Complex: Jessica likes Albert, Albert knows this, Albert likes Jessica. Albert asks Jessica to a dance put on by the high school, Jessica declines. Albert, confused and perplexed, is unsure about how to continue with Jessica.
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| 17. | Achilles complex | ||
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To have a Achilles complex is to wish or bring about death to those who have seen you at your weakest or have humiliated you in anyway. A mild complex would just have you hate these peoples very existence but not necessarily wish for their death. Taken from the character Achilles de Flandres from the popular book " Ender's Shadow" by Orson Scott Card Someone sees you fail at something, you wait for them to be alone and no one sees the again, as they've seen you at your weakest, and your Achilles Complex has come into play
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| 18. | Urinal Complex | ||
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The Urinal Complex presents itself in situations when subjects have to choose their spacial proximity to another subject. Subjects will choose to separate themselves from others in public areas. The condition usually manifests itself in parking lots, restaurants, and most importantly restrooms(usually male). The most prevalent example of the Urinal Complex occurs in public male restrooms. Upon entering the restroom, subjects will search for the urinal which is empty on either side. If an open urinal is not available, subjects tend to opt for a private stall. The condition also occurs in public parking lots. Subjects have been observed circling the entire parking lot, searching for a spot that is vacant on either side.
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| 19. | Driver's Complex | ||
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A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again. Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat. Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK! Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex... |
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| 20. | Creeper Complex | ||
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a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are. At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper! Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down. |
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| 21. | Creeper Complex | ||
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A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex". Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.
Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time? Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*) |
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