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To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge. Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once. Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night. Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already. *60 years later* Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man? Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged! Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77. Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance! |
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