sex with your significant other when a breakup in your relationship is imminent
Although my girlfriend was seeing someone else, I still got to complementary-fuck her three times over the weekend.
While receiving a good fuck in the cowgirl position, the woman clentches her twat and flexes her inner thighs, trapping the man inside her twat, demanding "Who's the Boss?" At which point the man usually responds, "Um....me? Um....You?" Then the woman bitch slaps him and screams "Hell no, fool....it's Diana Ross!"
Note: This is complementary to the Tony Danza
Male use: That fucking bitch Diana Rossed me last night!
Female use: That ass thinks he's such hot shit, I'm going to Diana Ross him!
Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See: Knob Cheese), with four meanings:
1) Spoken in the show Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.
2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.
3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.
4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.
1) "Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!" -Kryten, Red Dwarf.
2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"
3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."
4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"
A supermarket who's unwavering policy is to spoil and pamper every last customer into thinking they are always right, at the expense of their associates. They claim to go to any lengths to protect their associates, but in reality, will scoff and tell them the customer is always right. They labor under the delusion that their employees live to pay freeway tolls, judging from the 25-cent raises they award their most submissive slaves every six months. I don't recommend working there unless you enjoy having customers complain about your five-o-clock shadow, then having to quickly invent a story about why you didn't shave that morning to tell your manager, after which you will be written up. The managers excel at making others feel miserable. Their most common activity is sitting in their air-conditioned office, counting the store's total profits for the week and watching the entire store on the security cameras, laughing manically the whole time. Meanwhile, you are standing at a cash register listening to some asshole yell about how he couldn't find a product we don't carry, followed by an old lady who insists that the 99-cents-off coupon means the product actually costs 99 cents, followed by a homeless dude who reeks of body odor and gives you a handful of dimes, nickels and pennies to pay for his loaf of bread, leaving you to count out the correct amount while he helps himself to the complementary coffee. Five minutes later, some prick raises an uproar over the fact ...more...
See time share time-share.
An elaborate marketing scam designed to make victims purchase property that they don't really need. Typically this scam is used in vacation/resort towns like Williamsburg, Myrtle Beach, Las Vegas, and Orlando. After being lured to the places with offers of "Free Disney Tickets" or "Free Money", victims are made to endure a 90-120 minute sales presentation where they are shown around a series of semi-luxurious condos or apartments, and then persuaded to purchase a property using deceptive and highly-pressurized sales pitches.
After being shown around a fairly nice-looking apartment complex, the Timeshare salesman and the customer return to the main office to finalize the presentation.more...
Timeshare Rep: So, did you like the Quazi Glam properties?
Customer: Absolutely! The jacuzzi room was a nice touch, and the ocean view is spectacular.
Timeshare Rep: Now, I need to get my double-digit sales quota today, and I'm running terribly short on time, so let's get down to business. You said you are an Engineer, and you probably make like a shitload of money, so how would you like to purchase an apartment for $2,899 a month for 60 months?
Customer: Those apartments don't look like they cost that much!
Timeshare Rep: Aw come on now, work with me. (scribbles on a paper) Using a hooey mathematical formula I made up while showing you around, you can easily get one paid off in like, 14 months.
Customer: The price still does not justify the quality.
Timeshare Rep: Hmmm. How about I reduce the payment to $2,199 for 54 months. You can even invite your friends and relatives to rent it out and reduce your cost.
Customer: Let me think about it later.
Timeshare Rep: Okay. How about $1,799 for 48 months? I'll even throw in free maintenance and free lunches at the on-site bistro for 3 months.
Customer: I sti...
decorate to decorate something gaudily or with taste. Depending on its usage whomp can either be derogatory (past tense) or complimentary
derogatory: "Miss thang has whomped that house with so much brick-a-brack you can't even move in there!"
complementary: "this place could be fabulous! You could whomp the fuck out of it!"