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band competitions 

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.
Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
band competitions by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013
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Cloud Chasing Competitions 

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.
My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.

bad bitch competitions 

When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing
Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.
Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012

competitional 

To be competitive and not know the correct word to define it.
Sorry to get so serious during the game, I'm just really competitional.
competitional by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011

Canadian competition 

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
Canadian competition by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017
Word of the Day on August 22, 2017