Comp TF2 

Short for Competitive Team Fortress 2. In North America this typically means anything going on with ESEA's 6v6 League and to a lesser extent UGC's Highlander. Comp TF2 is (un?)known for its relative seclusion from the rest of TF2, with few of TF2's Massive Playerbase aware that it even exists, and even fewer willing to make the jump from Pubs to Comp themselves. This is in contrast to Valve's other multiplayer games such as Counter-Strike and DOTA 2, where the "pros" (or at least the teams they belong to) are well-known to the typical player.

B4nny, the best player in Comp TF2, once joined a Public Server and destroyed everyone there. No one knew who he was.

Comp TF2 by E+l=8 January 28, 2013

pepper spray comedy 

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

pepper spray comedy by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

The Trash Compactor 

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.

"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

The Trash Compactor by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019

Comp Call 

1. A compensation foul in football. The officials sometimes "call" a foul on team B in order to make up for a questionable foul against team A earlier in the game.

2. The unwritten law of refereeing: If you make a mistake that hurts team A, try to make up for it by calling a foul against team B later in the game. Wait at least 3:00 on the game clock so the "comp call" isn't blatantly obvious.

3. A foolish attempt to "balance" the impact of poor officiating in a high school football game.

Did you see that procedure foul on Central High in the second quarter? It was an obvious comp call to make up for that ridiculous holding call against Lakewood in the first quarter.

Comp Call by Peter Kobs September 26, 2009

Comedy 

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

Comedy by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

comedore 

The place the fish advises you to PEE.

🎼🎤🎣🎶🎵ratatatatataratatatataaa don’t pee on the floor use the comedore yuuuuuh lalalalalalalala ahhhhh🎤🎣 🎶🎵

comedore by milk inhaler April 13, 2022

Workers Comp Punk'd 

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.

I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!

Workers Comp Punk'd by The Jax August 7, 2009