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5.
A big, steaming pile of bullshit.
Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 09, 2007
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8.
A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO
5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.
by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008
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9.
A sentence that does not exist in the English language.
President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.
by If this isn't obvious, a liberal September 23, 2007
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10.
1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
by 8R4193N May 29, 2004
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11.
A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO
The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.
by Sam9999 August 18, 2009
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