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Obsessive Comparison Disorder

To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.

FLAG Companies 

It's an acronym to describe tech companies and the top technology firms to work for. Facebook, LinkedIn, Amazon/Apple, Google.
FLAG companies are so massive you may not be able to work directly with Zuckerberg on the next Facebook App or interface with Larry Page on a new project.

Comparison Ford 

One who compares things all of the time.
stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford
Comparison Ford by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010
1. godfather
2. a close friend
3. a classmate
4. a companion in war
mi compadre murio el sabado pasado en iraq.
los compadres duermien durante el clase.
compadre by CardPenComic December 1, 2006

Las Comadres 

This Mexican term a group of girls call themselves who are very close with one another, can joke around with one another, laugh like donkeys at almost anything, make fun of everything, spill tea all time, and are Mexican. They really don’t care what other people think. They are very smart but also very retarted. They have many inside jokes and text each other basically 24/7. They’ve been through many hardships and challenges but have survived together. Mainly through texting each other the answers on homework. But that’s what a comadre is. They will sacrifice everything just to help one and another and be there for one another. You can do anything with Las Comadres. They are completely insane. They are your best friends. Las Comadres is the name of your best friend group and your group chat. Also there is a member of the group who sends memes a lot to keep things interesting.シ
Crusty, Dusty, and Ricky call themselves Las Comadres.
Las Comadres by Ricky シ August 1, 2019
originally meant to "co-parent". a term used in antiquity to detote two men who had taken an oath of friendship or blood-brotherood before the Church. later, such relationships and ceremonies were known as becoming "siblings before God", and still later compadre became synonymous with the role of godparents or baptismal sponsors.
compadre by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003