los compadres

The best Mexican restaurant in the whole wide world that is a fact

Man los compadres is littt

los compadres by Isaac cortes February 18, 2017

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

ComradeSShow

A currently in-progress Friends-style sitcom set in Vienna in 1913 wherein Hitler, Freud, and Stalin share an apartment. Tito and Trotsky are there too, but they share a different apartment.

Did you watch ComradeSShow?
Dude, the pilot episode isn't even finished yet.
How can I help contribute to ComradeSShow?
Well, there's the discord server, but the only ones active on it are a bunch of crazy teens.

ComradeSShow by Kaiserin Vicky of Roleplaying September 2, 2019

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Mr Compress 

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

Mr Compress by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

Go Compare 

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!

Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Go Compare by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010