De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

The Comatorium 

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

The Comatorium by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

The Comatorium 

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

The Comatorium by Ka October 17, 2005

Cometrumpence 

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.

If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!

Cometrumpence by doc brown July 20, 2016

Comofrumpilous 

How to say it:Comb-Oh-Frump-you-less

When you look in the mirror and the first thing that comes to mind is the word frumpy.

teenage girl: Ugh, i look... so frumpy!

Other teenage girl: Gawd, like your like being soooo.. Comofrumpilous!

Teenage girl: Whaaa?

Comofrumpilous by Avastcookie January 1, 2010

cumtorum 

A frothy mixture of cum and blood.

I run to the bathroom and piss out cumtorum while holding in my desire to scream at 4am in the middle of the night, with my cousin in the same bed.

cumtorum by cavecakes November 30, 2011