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50. Scene
typical "scene" girl:

-choppy hair that looks cool on myspace, but is always greasy and pressed against her forehead in reality
-usually bleached with Paul Mitchell: Trailer Park Crack Whore color
-is a professional photographer and insists she doesn't own photoshop
-wants a septum ring but mom won't let her
-has a myspace with pictures of her in her bathroom pretending to cry or with writing on her knuckles
-says she goes to local shows all the time, but you never really see her there
-thinks boys who look as close to girls as possible are hot
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, she thinks is cool in everybody else's book so it's cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-when met by a more skilled photoshop user, the scene girl will insist this newcomer is a "Fake"
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands on one forum and then condemns dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands on another.
-theyre just obnoxious overweight middle schoolers trying to fit into a world controlled by mass marketing corporations who tell them their cheap neon pants they buy using mommy's money from hot topic are unique and LYKE TOTALLY xxh4rdXXC0R3xxx
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51. MANBITCH
A man who is forced to dress up like a whore and dance with another man and be his bitches.
Watch an episode of community with Tory and Pierce as MANBITCHES
52. cunt nugget
a chuck of solidified, smelly, rank ass yeast and vaginal secretions resembling what looks to be chunks of cottages cheese. can vary in size from small pea like structures, to something that looks similar in size to a medium sized acorn. of course, these chucks are lumpy, and not smooth. you can often find cunt nugget hosts in trailer parks, and strip clubs. seems to also run rampant in the meth community. a cunt nugget is actually an untreated yeast infection
i went to a strip club last night, and as she was giving me a lap dance, and cunt nugget dropped on to my pants. afterward, i burned the pants

them damn trailer trash tweeker bitches have a bad case of cunt nuggets. i can smell that shit when they walk past me
53. Chocolate Giddy Up
A pimp and drug dealer from the movie "Black Dynamite."
My name's Chocolate Giddy Up and I do two things: take money from bitches, and sell drugs to the community.
54. Rancho Santa Margarita
home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.
Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita
55. biddy snack
Biddy snack refers most directly to the phenomenon wherein young women starve themselves and whore themselves out because they lack real substance. Much like a snack between meals, they are easy, probably bad for you, and ultimately unfulfilling.

As opposed to real women whose personality and looks are naturally beautiful, and who value themselves as more than just the sum of their sexual parts. These women, like 7 course meals, are harder to come by, and require a certain decorum to enjoy, but they are so deliciously satisfying in their richness.

In practice the term biddy snack can to refer to anyone, regardless of gender who is engaging in rude ass behavior, being a bitch, trying too hard at any particular task, or in reference to the larger community of people that actually generally lack substance.

When used among friends, biddy snack can be a phrase used to temper one another, and remind each other that they are all people of sound mind and body and should not be acting like damn fools.
"Fucking gym biddy snacks, always taking up all the treadmills."

Or

"Stop being a biddy snack and take the damn shot already.
56. Barker Road Middle School
A middle school located in Pittsford NY (a suburb of Rochester) in Monroe County. It is known for its corrupt authorities. (mainly the assistant principal who takes it up the ass), and for being a place where everyone cares about shit that doesn't matter. (rumors are spread faster then a kid can spend a quarter.) You can't get away with anything in Barker Road.

Heres the basic layout:

6th Grade- They get smaller every year. And the population increases every year. They're way too cocky, and deserve to get beat down. They're joined in a lot of the lower school organizations.
7th Grade- A little more mature, but they are pretty much consisted of odd balls that stick together. Not much of categories here. Some of these kids are pretty cool.
8th Grade- probably the only cool grade, made up of some pretty cool kids, who have their own groups of friends- but still are friends with others.

Oh, and how could I forget the jocks?
Most of the jocks are all good, not as gay as other schools. Give chances once you get to know them. But they get cool. Sometimes they get cocky, which is annoying as hell. And they steal the bitches, which gets them more cocky. That's when they deserve to die.
Person 1: "Here at Barker Road Middle School, we're a loving community--"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP." *shoots person 1 in the face*
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