People believe that communism is not having to work for your money. This is wrong, a Communist State is when people are forced to work for their Government. They get paid through distributed food and get given a house. Most houses are not much different in communism everyone has the same thing. Most telecom is disabled so you cannot have communication with other country's to know wether or not their is a better country out their. So the only thing you were born with and know is Communism.
United Soviet Socialist Republic (U.S.S.R) Communist
by DrunkenCosmonaut March 28, 2013
A naughty little linux-using vegetarian who has a hard time controlling the ball in ping-pong.
As his concentration was diverted from the ping-pong paddle to the piece of banana bread in his other hand, his opponent, with his superior backhand, gave him one of his signature slices. The communist, with particles of banana spewing from his mouth, attempted, but to no avail, to return the deadly shot. Embarrassed and humiliated, the only consolation that he could take from this crucial match was that instead of missing the ball entirely, he did an "Andrew", which means accidentally hitting the ball under the table.
Someone who believes "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." - Karl Marx This fallacy falls apart when all communists finally snap to the fact that if their need exceeds their ability they should be able to eat without working (also see socialist, democrat).
"Those kids are a bunch of communists." in reference to a bunch of slackers all living in the same apartment who believe "someone" is supposed to go buy food.
by hillsurfer March 24, 2007
Another name for a Democrat.
A President firing the owner of a company, that's pretty communist
by TheEnlightenedOne May 18, 2009
People who took the teachings of socialism too far, and too a point where it was so restrictive they were unable to install a democracy and had to combine the socialist system with a dictatorship.
Assorted Revolutionaries: Lets Make a Socialist state!
All: OK!
All: Oops!!!
by aSocialist October 08, 2003
(Rare): Person who strongly believes in the Policies of Communism, such as Lenin or Marx.

(Uncommon): Some bored, computer addicted Aryan who read a 2 paragraph definition of communism, and now wants the whole world to convert to it, by saying "Peace, justice, and freedom" on the internet. An example are Liberals or Democrats.

(Common): Some 13-25 year old dude who saw a video of a parade from the Soviet Union on youtube, and now goes to school wearing a Che Shirt. Such as Sam Webb or Andres.
Communists, Rare, Uncommon or common, are all a bunch of crazy Mo- Fos.
by Simba The Lion July 22, 2009
See "Obama"
"Dude, did you hear about that communist we just elected president?"

"Yeah, I know, it sucks."
by An Unsatisfied Customer April 20, 2010
1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke

And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"

Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
by Blowbama October 08, 2009

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