one who follows a political philosophy otherwise known as marxism which sought to create a society in which people geared their lives towards the benefit of the community as a whole as oppose to yourself. communism has been bastardized over the years, and an extremeley comon misconception has risen in which people view other philosophies such as stalinism, maoism, trotskyism, bolshevism etc. to be communism when in truth they are seperate systems that used communism as the carrot on a stick of political oppresion to consolodate their power. while the philosophy in itself is a noble venture, people as of now are not ready to embrace it, as they tend to posess all the metality and goodwill of a spoiled two year old. it is also worth noting that communism is socialism, but socialism is not communism
if marx was alive during the "communist" revolutions and governemtns, he would of been pissed off to see the very thing he opposed oppress the people while stealing his name in order to justify it
by wwwwoooooooo! September 09, 2006
A person who is critical about the humility, fairness or sharefulness of others.
If you were to express pleasure about success or good qualities you have, why some people tend to criticize you of being arrogant? Perhaps they are communists. Communism is based on the fundamental of being levelled with one another.
by Beans the Cat November 06, 2011
Usually used when one dislikes or disagrees with something.
Me: My boss is making me work on Christmas...

Friend: Dude, that's fucking communist!


Me: My school doesn't get Thanksgiving off...

Friend: WTF? Your school must be communist!
by CrustyGibs November 21, 2010
a term used by the Vietnamese Federation of San Diego and other fanatical former South Vietnam veterans to slander, insult, accuse, demean, put down anyone else whom they hate and with whom they disagree with.

a curse word equivalent in intensity to the "f" word
the Vietnamese language classes taught in American universities are led by communist instructors.

Young community leaders are all communists.

If you do charity work in Vietnam, you are a communist.

Your grandfather's neighbor's cousin's baby-sitter was a vietcong, so you're a communist.

You painted the yellow flag with 3 red stripes onto the bottom of a wash basin as an artistic gift to your mother, you are a communist.

The rich businesses are the communists.

The Vietnam Reform Party, VietTan is communist
by VietFed April 23, 2009
A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006
A naughty little linux-using vegetarian who has a hard time controlling the ball in ping-pong.
As his concentration was diverted from the ping-pong paddle to the piece of banana bread in his other hand, his opponent, with his superior backhand, gave him one of his signature slices. The communist, with particles of banana spewing from his mouth, attempted, but to no avail, to return the deadly shot. Embarrassed and humiliated, the only consolation that he could take from this crucial match was that instead of missing the ball entirely, he did an "Andrew", which means accidentally hitting the ball under the table.
an optimist
People say that communism would never work because they have no hope or they like to exploit the lower class. A communist believes in a perfect world.
by just maybe May 20, 2008
Another name for a Democrat.
A President firing the owner of a company, that's pretty communist
by TheEnlightenedOne May 18, 2009

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