A system of collectivist social order based on the idea that the individual is an expendable commodity of society, the State, or a fictitious "greater good" or "greater whole." Absolute order with no chaos, variation, or freedom. Equal to or worse than fascism. Philosophy that contradicts nature yet claims to be defending the environment. Prevalent use of scapegoating, coercion, secret police, taxation, and expropriation.

Snivelling sycophants of this philosophy will use pro-worker rhetoric to gain the trust of the working class. Sameness and equality are not the same thing.
Kim Jong Il's police state proves that communism is all about absolute order.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
murderous atheistic/satanic political ideology
The Church of Satan claim that they are really atheists.Why not just call themselves what they are then?
by stupid fucks February 27, 2005
Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.
I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
a type government often mistaken with socialism,an economic system,it is often compared to capitalism, which is an economic system
I have no idea what im talking about so i'm gonna assume that socialism won't work because communism hasn't.
by Jared October 19, 2003
A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.
Cuba, North Korea, China kinda
by DonkeyThunder March 03, 2003
America's govenment disguised as capitalism.
by Bush Sucks March 11, 2003
extreme right wing belief. in communism the government is the only owner of things - the people don't own anything. and everyone works for the government. everyone gets the same amount of money - it doesnt matter if they work in a nuclear power plant or if they're a bum; they get the same amount of money.

communism has yet to actually function in real life. not hard to see y.
i like good ol' democracy. not communism.
by unusu-al November 28, 2003
A system that works flawlessly as demonstrated by The People's Republic of China. All who opposes this system clearly do not understand this system very well. Under this system, everybody benefits equally. Put into action by former leader of China, Mao or Mao Zedong; he was perhaps the greatest mastermind of all time. Many comrades today are living today because of such wonders this system brings to them and how it works so flawlessly. Mao is truely a great leader and visionary, and communism is truely a great system.
Communism is awesome.
Communism is great.
Communism is flawless.
All who opposes communism shall be "re-educated" so they understand what communism is.
You love communism.
by Comrade Communist Savior February 27, 2005

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