Communicatering 

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

Communicatering by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009

Communicater 

vi. To adjust one's word choice to make it more appropriate for the intelligence or stupidity of one's audience.

I was spending the weekend with my girlfriend's hick family and found myself communicatering to them the entire time.

Communicater by xnormanamos December 25, 2010

communator

As defined by the illustrious Ellen Ray on October 23, 2004.
1. A communist dictator, especially of the "I'm gonna kill you ALL!" type.
2. Anyone with communist leanings.
3. Anyone with a hotness factor close to that of Stalin, who as we all know was the HOTTEST COMMUNATOR EVAR!!!1!1!
4. As a verb, to threaten someone with a particularly violent death.

Oh man- Stalin is the hawtest communator evar!!

So, I'm thinking of becoming a violent communist dictator when I grow up.
-Oh, you mean a communator?

Don't make me go communator on you!

communator by Che! December 11, 2004

Re-Communicator 

Term used to describe an individual whose only purpose is to re-communicate previously given information or directive, especially in a work environment.

That dude is an RC, cause my boss already said that!

There he go again, that re-communicator!

Re-Communicator by denmaniac April 1, 2009

Internal Transport Communicator 

This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.

Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!

Internal Transport Communicator by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006

Four figure communicator 

One who works hard for phones that are $1,000 or more plus tax, shipping, service and activation fee. Currently includes the iPhone 13 Pro Max, but not iPhone 13 Pro.

No need to be a four figure communicator, the iPhone 13 Pro does everything the Pro Max does, including high quality pictures!

Four figure communicator by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Clickbait Communicator 

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.

Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.

Clickbait Communicator by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022