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1.
A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 06, 2004
 
2.
A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.
Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
 
3.
a chubby girl
'I'm coming over with this commode I just met'
by dj jake da snake August 27, 2008
 
4.
short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.
Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."
by MattB55 April 02, 2008