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Corminator 

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’
“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

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"The Corminator"
Corminator by Amzz112 August 4, 2012
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

food commentator 

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

communator

As defined by the illustrious Ellen Ray on October 23, 2004.
1. A communist dictator, especially of the "I'm gonna kill you ALL!" type.
2. Anyone with communist leanings.
3. Anyone with a hotness factor close to that of Stalin, who as we all know was the HOTTEST COMMUNATOR EVAR!!!1!1!
4. As a verb, to threaten someone with a particularly violent death.
Oh man- Stalin is the hawtest communator evar!!

So, I'm thinking of becoming a violent communist dictator when I grow up.
-Oh, you mean a communator?

Don't make me go communator on you!
communator by Che! December 11, 2004

Couch Commentator 

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
Couch Commentator by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

combinatorialist

A math guy that can count hard things (maybe)
"So what do you specialize in"
"Combinatorialist"
"What?"

commutator 

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"
commutator by naraic April 11, 2008