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committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.
John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.
committed bachelor by Autonymous August 23, 2014
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committed non-relationship 

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

vip itty bitty titty committee

You belong if an AA cup bra is too big for you!
Darn, this 32AA is to big. I guess I'm a vip itty bitty titty committee member!

BMW-Tesla combination 

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

combinate 

Old school street slang back when cats used to play the numbers in NYC particularly Harlem. It ensured that if any permutation of the number that you selected hit, you would be a winner.
Combinate me, daddy:

8, 2, 1. You got me? 8, 1, 2; 1, 8, 2; 1, 2, 8; 2, 8, 1. I git 'em all?

from
"MALCOLM X"
Screenplay by
Arnold Perl, Spike Lee
combinate by The Amalamps October 17, 2010

Big Titty Committee 

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.
Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.
Big Titty Committee by PMax March 9, 2008