Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.
Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?
-The blood that flows within a huge pile of wreck, also known as a Charlie Sheen. It is a hunted species of the human kind who’s ready to bite your face off if felt threatened. Once a funny man, accompanied by a has been and a midget.
-a brand of an anabolic steroids
Rob: Hey, what happened to Lisa last night? She was with you right?
Charlie: My Tiger Blood took over me and I probably killed her with my bare fists.
Rob: shit, that's whack!
(commercial voice) NEW! Tiger Blood By Charlie Sheen, why have a large Penis if you can have Gigantic Muscles?
A white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it.
TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga.
Alexander:He be needin a laywer.
TYRONE: Nigga, what?
A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad.
TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm aksin nicely to take it easy on dis nigga"
Some lawyer sounding voice: Here at Wilson in Wilson we know how it be for a nigga. Haters don't think it be like it is, but it do. But we do. I'm Greg Wilson, and I'll be your white guy.
TYRONE: Da fuuu...?
A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.
On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.
"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"
"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"
Advertising directed towards the "BRAH" market IE: Axe Body Spray, BOD...
"BRAH! Did you see that new Miller commercial with all the titties? That shit is some sweet gnadvertising"
OK, people, help me out here. I'm gonna try to step in and fix this shit. Because apparently the street's understanding of its own heritage is getting sadly confused, and I hate to see that happen. It makes me want to weep.more...
Here's the deal. I look up "booshwa" on Urban Dictionary, hoping for an entertaining, irreverent, saucy explanation of how it's street for "Bourgeois," a French word describing happily domesticated, clueless white people who buy what they're sold, do what they're told, and have no idea what a bunch of sheep they are.
Instead, the top rated definition (which still has 25 down-votes to only 64 up; not a ringing endorsement of its accuracy) is that it just means "bullshit."
Now, I know how this happens. People who actually know what it means use it right. It gets overheard by people who only pick up that whatever it is, it's bad and dumb. And they go write Urban Dictionary definitions.
That is not "booshwa." That, actually, is bullshit.
"Booshwa" is for when you ain't pretentious enough to use a French word, but you need to convey your disdain for how domesticated and clueless somebody is.
Here, for the record, is Merriam-Webster's definition of "Bourgeois," Booshwa's proper, upscale sibling:
1: of, relating to, or characteristic of the social middle class
2: marked by a concern for material interests and respectability and a tendency toward medi...