first comment whore 

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

first comment whore by Matty194 November 30, 2009

comment whore 

A person on Myspace, Friendster, Downelink, Melo, Livejournal, ect. Who IM's you every .5 seconds reminding you to comment on their new blog. Usualy resorts it people blocking you on AIM

Becky: I GOT NEW PICTURES! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BLOG COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BRAIN! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW FRIEND! COMMENT!
Becky: LOOK AT MY 15 YEAR OLD ASS ON MYSPACE AND COMMENT!
Becky: OMG LIKE MY NEW BLOG IS TOTALY HOT!
Becky: I POSTED A PICTURE COMMENT!
(Entire text above was sent in less than 5 seconds)
Chris: SHUT UP! *BLOCK*

comment whore by ChrisR December 17, 2004

Comment Whore 

Someone who comments on every, status update, picture, wall comment etc. on Facebook because the have nothing better to do with their lives... and they think they always know best

My God! look at how many status' Ray has commented on in the last 20 seconds, he really is a comment whore!

Comment Whore by jamie2brooks June 3, 2009

comment whore 

1. On blogs, a person who posts something for the soul purpose of gaining comments (usually positive) from other users.

2. One who constantly desires coments on their blog or guestbook.

Carolyn, a well-known comment whore, always posts surveys for her friends to fill out.

comment whore by grima_an November 28, 2004

commonwhore 

A shit-box of a car made by Holden and driven by Australian teenagers. It usually has crappy cheap mags, and a homemade spoiler.

So named because they are cheap and unattractive, and will most probably die soon.

Commonwhore drivers commonly think that their car is the fastest thing on the road, when actually it would roll over and die if it even tried to take on a Ford.

See bogan

Aye, Steve! Lets take my commonwhore and do bog laps round Freo with my shitty stereo up so loud it's distorting

commonwhore by SirLegend March 28, 2004

Comment Whore 

A person who won't stop asking you to comment their myspace pictures, especially ones that suck.

Dude that bitch is such a comment whore, she wont stop asking me to comment her myspace pics.

Comment Whore by 5FingerSurprise March 11, 2009

Comment whore 

A person who comments on everything on facebook

Guy:(looks at his computer) God she is such a comment whore, thats the 4th thing she's commented on in the lat ten minutes.

Comment whore by msi4life March 30, 2009