comeback days 

The few days or week after a break up where you make sure you look your best in front of your ex to let them know what they're missing.

comeback ex moving on

Hannah: Stacy why have you been looking so good these past few days?!

Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !

comeback days by TReees01 April 20, 2014

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

Stairway Comeback by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

Commack Motor Inn

The Commack Motor Inn is a place where, anyone 18 or older can go and rent a room. You can rent a room by the hour, or for the night. The Commack Motor Inn is famously known for being a "dirty" place where young people go to have sex.

My boyfriend and I fucked at the Commack Motor Inn last night.

Commack Motor Inn by LSDD July 30, 2011

comebackability 

The quality of being able to make a comeback, or to come up with witty replies quickly.

Sara couldn't think of a proper comeback quickly, her comebackability wasn't high at the time.

comebackability by sm4rta March 26, 2020

Commack Corkscrew 

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.

Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"

Commack Corkscrew by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 3, 2009

Superhuman comeback 

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

Superhuman comeback by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

fat joke comebacks 

so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)

Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.

Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.

Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.

fat joke comebacks by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010