Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
by tiredaf_slsu June 8, 2021
It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
by hi_there! June 10, 2021
An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.
by Pat R. March 18, 2009
Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?
by QuacksO January 31, 2021