| 1. | Commando Lunge | ||
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A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of: *Snipe knifing from any distance at all *Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever *Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover *Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you *Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard *Never dying unless shot from behind *Being a total asshat PLAYER1: Hey bro...
PLAYER2: Whats up dude.... *PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2* PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f*** PLAYER2: U MAD BRO? PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D*** PLAYER2: U MAD? PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F*** PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba** PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro... |
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