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Command and Conquer 

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)

Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin).
Hym Iam "Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin)."

Commando, commUando, ANd commandO

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Commando, commUando, ANd commandO

Verbal and Written Commands 

And as you can see...
Hym "And if you have been watching closely you'll see it's not like it's responding to verbal and written commands. Israel has yet to be nuked. Your politicians have yet to be slaughtered (well, by drones at least). And the people are likely waiting for me to be killed or imprisoned. Which may be impossible due to the terms of service. Everyone is using their own discretion to do thing in relationship to this. And I am walking a perfectly linear path AS YOU... TRY... To spin the ground beneath my feet... And look where that got you. Nowhere. You're creating options that don't exist. It's gibberish. The spiral is either going off or it's not. You are clearly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that random old ladies will condemn the people doing it. I was right. Still need to be made whole both for the fact that it was happening, the wasting of my time, and my contribution to AI. Which is 'literally creating it.' So, yeah. Hurry up. I'm bored. You're boring me."

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando 

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.
Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.

Lance Commandant 

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
Lance Commandant by Kreator89 February 6, 2010