Commissioner Gordon 

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon 

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

Commissione 

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.

la Commissione, il douche!!!...

Commissione by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.

Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.

commissioner by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

Commissionectomy by TowrPowr July 31, 2012

Truth comission 

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.

I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.

Truth comission by $lapaho February 18, 2021

Serial Commissioner 

A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.

"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."

Serial Commissioner by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020