Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.
Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"
Father: "I think he's got parenitis."
The awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. A coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. Often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on Facebook.
Person One: "Hey! We need to catch up soon! I miss you!"
Person Two: "Agreed! Coffee date soon?"
A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.
Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
Simmons College (www.simmons.edu) is a private university located in the heart of Boston. Simmons has top-rated faculty, prestigious alumnae/i, and an ideal Boston location. It has undergraduate programs for women and graduate programs for women and men. Founded more than a century ago, Simmons was the first woman’s college in the nation to offer women liberal arts training and career preparation. Simmons founded the first MBA program in the world designed to help women succeed as leaders and managers. There are roughly 2,000 undergraduate women students, including 21% self reported African American, Latina, Asian, Native American, and multi-racial students. There are 6% international students. Simmons is next-door to world-renowned museums, libraries, hospitals, and medical and research facilities. Simmons College has been repeatedly named a “Best College” in its category in the U.S.News & World Report rankings of “America’s Top Colleges.” Simmons is also named in the Princeton Review “Best 361 Colleges,” an honor held by only 15% of the four-year undergraduate colleges in America.
On Student Body
Simmons women see themselves as open-minded, overachieving feminists who are "just as engaging at a party as in the classroom." Students routinely take on crazy class hours, club leadership positions, and multiple majors. Recently, the vibe of the school has started to shift "from being all about grades to being more about community." The small, liberal student body acce...
Short term for campus police. A state trained police officer who does not have the right to carry a gun and works for a college campus. Campo has nothing better to do than bust hard working students for having a little fun. They are known for arresting well respected students for appearing inebriated or having a small marijuana stem in their desk drawer. They are very rude, and have no respect for privacy. They also think that every student is up to no good.
Campo saw a girl walking up the hill to her dormitory in high heels and a party dress. They suspected she was inebriated because she was having a hard time walking and fell into the street. "Help I twisted my ankle" said the girl. "stand up and walk in a straight line, we suspect you're drunk" said campo. "I'm not drunk, it's just really hard to walk up an icy sidewalk in dead winter because the school's budget doesnt allow road salt" the girl replied. "well if you're not drunk, do you smoke pot?" asked campo. "No I'm coming home from work" said the girl. "Come down to the station we need to find something to bust you for, we're bored" replied campo.
kayla is another word for sister
my kayla is coming home from college this weekend.
To do something with intense enthusiasm. Also, can be another euphemism for sex.
"You finished that whole sandwich?!"
"Hell yeah, I dirtyworked it."
"My boyfriend is coming home from college for Christmas Break. We're gonna dirtywork every chance we get."