Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

Comidic Turrets by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

Covidicide 

Going into a crowd of people not wearing ppg without regard for ones own safety or the safety of others resulting in sickness upto and including death.

That chick may be fine, but going into that crowd with no mask is covidicide.

Covidicide by Zips107 July 28, 2020

Covidicknose 

This is during a pandemic when you wear your facemask over your mouth but you don't cover your nose and it looks like when your dick is sticking out of the top waistband of your underwear but your balls are still covered.

Dude put your face mask on right your covidicknose is sticking out!

Covidicknose by Hogleg Jay May 7, 2020

Comedic Masturbation 

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

Comedic Masturbation by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016

comedic gold 

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.

Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!

comedic gold by izzy2812 March 31, 2011

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

Transcendental Comedic Event by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011

Covidicly 

When referring to COVID

Will my in laws be able to come to thanksgiving Covidicly

Covidicly by Covid-19 hater November 13, 2020