Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.

My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!

Corona comforts by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

non-comforter 

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

comfortist 

Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)

I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.

comfortist by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

Currently performing a show about Elvita Adams.

Generally solo, comic and very weird.

"Comfortism, played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."

Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

www.comfortism.co.uk

"Comfortism played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."

Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010