Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.

man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.

comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

comotoast 

A misunderstanding for the word comatose. It is thought to be said comotoast because of unclear speaking. Comotoast has no real meaning.

Wait..... you could be in comotoast?

comotoast by Diddittt August 6, 2016

cometas

In Spanish: sperm

volar cometas = to masterbate

cometas by Matéo Pumakawa August 24, 2003

comatoasted 

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

comatoast by last-call August 20, 2011