Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.
Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy bellend.
"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt
"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting
a shakespearian term, used on page 74 of a comedy of errors on the definition page, meaning how the peacock displays excitement via its tail. also a pun on sexuality (fly pride = erect penis)
Dude, did you see that girl!
Yeh ive got such a fly pride!