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1. "Comeback Attack"
A "comeback atttack" is when you say something mean to someone and they immediately start yelling out random comebacks.
Person: I told Jennifer that her hair was ugly and she totally had a "Comeback Attack"!
2. comeback-ulate
To "ejaculate" come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. A full blown attack of the tongue.
"If Bitch talks smack, I'm a "comeback-ulate" all over her grill."

"You come towards me talking shit, I will "comeback-ulate" all over your Facebook."
3. Your mom
A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.
Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.
4. Full Chinese
A double punch originating from the hips in an upward diagonal motion to the victim's mid torso. "FULL CHINESE!" must be said at time of attack, otherwise its just a useless pretend double punch. This is the kill move to end all fights - indefensable- totally destructive.
Fighter One: Punch.

Fighter Two: "FULL CHINESE!".

Fighter One: (Deceased).
5. pizza slap
To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp slap or bitch slap, by humiliating this repugnant enemy with the swing of a pizza slice that connects with his/her/its face.

This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.

Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears....
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6. Shocklaha
Gaming: A Battlecry often used to announce a great
attack or a comeback.
{A group of players sneak into the enemy camp and all pull
out a noob tube}

Terrorist Player 1: SHOCKLAHA!

{All terrorists fire rockets into the camp catching enemy
by surprise}

Example 2:

Guy 1: Sneaks up on Guy 2 who was talking crap earlier

Guy 1: SHOCKLAHA!
7. Ninja'd
(V): When someone gives another person such a good comeback that the person being exposed to the torment never even sees it coming. But the burn does not end there my amigos. The Ninja'er comes back for a second attack, ending with their battle cry, "Ninja'd!" Then disappears before you even have time to pee your pants from shock. Here's a diaper baby, clean yo'self up. You be dirtying up my new kitchen floors. .. bitch.
Person A: "I think I was just Ninja'd and I may or may not have just pee'd a little bit."

Person B: "Ninja'd!" *Disappears*
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