| 1. | dump truck | ||
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When you come out of the bathroom after a huge greasy shit and then titty fuck a women thereby leaving a trail of slimy shit on her stomach. This is an excellent way to end a relationship. I shit then gave Tracy a good dump truck.
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| 2. | Cum-Dump | ||
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A woman who loves to have a man cum inside her during sex instead of pulling out or cumming in a condom (i.e. likes it RAW!). She always wants it that way, every single time, and it's a big turn-on for her. It's even more of a turn-on for her if she's not on birth-control (risky sex is fun sex). The more cum is in her, the happier she is. Every time Jerome fucks Susie, she begs him to cum in her. She is SUCH a cum-dump.
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| 3. | Dump at face value | ||
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The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump. Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!
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| 4. | Taking a dump | ||
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Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump. Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"
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| 5. | Fuck n' Dump | ||
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Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass. See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.
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| 6. | perform a core dump | ||
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Originating from IT roots, where it also refers to a less than pleasant prospect, to "perform a core dump" (in some marginally civilized, yet uncouth circles of urbanity) refers to the process of laboriously evacuating one's bowels - usually resulting in a hefty pile and dispersed shrapnel all over the porcelain scooter. Dang, man! Did you have to come and perform a core dump at MY possy?!
To the mall security guard: "Dude, where's the jazz?! I urgently need to perform a core dump, or I might embarrass the shoppers! |
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| 7. | dump saga | ||
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Some dumps are horrible. Others are greasy. Some come in 2, 3, or even 4+ installments - and that is a dump saga. The term may be used in two separate (but related) contexts:
1. A dump that refuses to be squeezed out in its entirety in one sitting - and requires several return trips to the can, over several hours, to be unloaded completely. For some reason - as yet a mystery to science - the motherdump has fragmented during its trip down the fudge factory conveyor belt. As a result, it arrives in separate bite-sized chunks, rather than as a simple whole. 2. A series of movies (or episodes), each of which is as shitty or shittier than the last. When describing such a series as a dump saga, one is comparing it to the above detailed gastrological phenomenon. Typically of the sci-fi (e.g. Star Wars/Trek), horror (e.g. Saw, Scream) or teenage comedy-drama (e.g. American Pie) genres. 1. Jerry: Hey Liz, did you finish your presentation last night?
Liz: No. I suffered through a dump saga that kept me occupied for hours - The Dump, The Dump Strikes Back, Return of the Dump, The Dump Menace, Attack of the Dumps, and Revenge of the Dump. Jerry: I'm sorry I asked. Go easy on the wholegrain bread. 2. Jerry: Hey Liz, did you finish your presentation last night? Liz: No. I suffered through a dump saga that kept me occupied for hours - my lame trekky boyfriend showed up and made me sit through ALL SIX equally shit installments of Star Wars - Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. Jerry: I'm sorry I asked. Go easy on the dating of losers. |
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