| 1. | in and out | ||
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getting a barrel and coming out of it at the end. a quick tube riding. get an in and out.
he just got an in and out!! I just had an in and out brah!! |
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| 2. | barrel rolo | ||
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Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel. Do a barrel rolo!
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| 3. | A Barrell Full of Cock | ||
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Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP! "Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"
Can be used to say that someone is lucky: "Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!" |
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| 4. | chicken Roll | ||
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A chicken that has come out of its egg and done a Barrel Roll not a Aileron Roll or bad Cartwheel Gosadnerson:Hez that chicken is epic its done a BARREL ROLL!!!!"
Dogsanderson:No thats called a Chicken Roll" |
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| 5. | fort collins | ||
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Fort Collins, or FoCo, is largely mislabeled as a city. While the population is probably at 130,000 blessed souls, it remains a town. Why? Because a train runs down the middle of Mason Street. You can drive along side it. Fort Collins is demographically challenged, consisting of old white people, white students, white techies, white pot heads, white hippies, and white drunks. I guess that would make what relatively few minorities (probably under 17%) there are - normal. An analysis reveals that most of the Subaru-owning population has come from California, or Boulder.
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Geographically close to the "foothills" - which has a stupid A on it - which are the last remanants of real mountains before going north and therefore, being ruined by the proximity to Wyoming. Many outdoor activities are the only thing that keeps the young from throwing themselves off the five (5) "tall" buildings in the town. High School Breakdown: FCHS - rich, yippie, my parents bought my bmw FRHS - who knows, but they finally included 9th grade into a high school! RMHS - the "forgotten high school" - many normal people go here PHS - hicks, ffa, younger smart people Centennial HS - oops Plagued by horrible traffic planning and unsynched lights, nobody seems to care, because city council doesn't really want the city to grow. They would rather give explosive growth to |
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| 6. | George W. Bush | ||
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George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see co... more...
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| 7. | showmethumtitties | ||
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"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction. Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."
Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties." ------------------- -------------------------- Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were." Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties". ------------------- -------------------------- Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university." Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties." |
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