| 1. | Come-backs | ||
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A guy who keeps coming back into your life after he's already been dismissed...several times. He continuously calls and tries to contact you for weeks, months and even several years after the relationships ended. Especially popular term for those guys who never made it to relationship status but keep trying anyway. I can't rid of Crazy Mike he's the worst one of my come-backs!
Speaker 1: You will never guess who called me last night!! Speaker 2: Not who I think...is it? Speaker 1: Yup, that crazy come-back! Speaker 2: Which one??? Speaker 1: the worst one...PSYCHO MIKE! |
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| 2. | ya dad | ||
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A common answer to ya mam jokes.
Often seen as funny the first few times but boys tend to think up more come backs after a lot of use. Such as ya nana or ya sister. Boy: Ya mam..hahahaha
Girl: Oh yeh? Well ya dad Boy: :O *speechless* |
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| 3. | Ass Twister | ||
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In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month. Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"
Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!" Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!" |
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| 4. | Your Mom | ||
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The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else. Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal) Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich. |
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| 5. | ripped up sic | ||
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This is a term often yelled by chavs to the retreating/wandering away backs of anyone who they feel they have just beaten at a round of verbal sparring/who has fallen foul of another person's wit or what the chavs take as wit, but is actually exasperation (this is much more likely, as it is very hard to be beaten by a chav at a round of come backs). Sic can either mean very very good or very very bad, and in this instance it causes this phrase to be translated as 'You just got thoroughly beaten in a slanging match'. It is also used when a chav has to buy time to look up in a dictionary what you just called them, or when they think that they have won an argument. Example 1
Normal person: Would you mind passing me a ruler? chav 1: Yer MUM! chav 2: HA HA HA, you just got ripped up sic! *proceeds to do that intensely annoying thing that they do when they hold their hand above their head and make their fingernails click together* Example 2: Jimmy (Normal person): Sir, sir, what does 'assonance' mean? Teacher: And that's why you're in the bottom set, Jimmy - we've been covering this for five lessons. Please pay more attention. Chav: (No idea what assonance is either, but couldn't care less) HA HA, you just got ripped up sic! *immensely annoying hand thing* |
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| 6. | Stinky Booney Licker | ||
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a a really good come back for when in arguments. Them:well you are so dumb.
you: well you know what you a stinky booney licker. |
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| 7. | Kabahn | ||
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When you just want to end a conversation and have no good come backs come to mind Bob: What grade did you get?
Jill: 100. What did you get? Bob: 20 Jill: Ha! You suck! Bob: You know what? Kabahn! |
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