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Comcast is a really great cable, internet, and phone company. It is very reliable, and their customer service is GREAT! If my internet ever goes down, they have it up and running within an hour. The On Demand features are great as well!.. I've learned dating tips, dance moves, and how to play guitar through watching things On Demand. I highly recommend it, love love love my comcast. It really is COMCASTIC. Also sometimes the prices seem unreasonable, but they aren't.. comcast is SOOO worth it!
Hey dude Comcast completes me, it really is Comcastic!
by flimsyfloo March 12, 2008
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1.
1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services
1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.
by awex January 06, 2004
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2.
The devils front company
Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil
by acherus March 01, 2005
294 123
 
3.
also known as downtime
Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.
by tehehehe November 08, 2003
249 89
 
4.
One of the few companies today that manage to combine terrible cable services with equally dreadful internet connection, topped off with high prices and increasingly bad commercials that contradict all of the above.

The initial benefits of Comcast wear off quickly. The seemingly useful TV Guide menu is pointless when the shows they display are incorrect. Plus, you can just go the TV Guide website, channel, or magazine. OnDemand doesn't even work. So it's not really "on demand", at all. Most of the shows on it either sucks or you have to pay for it, which doesn't make sense considering there's websites that broadcast all of your favorite shows for free. The HD channels rarely work either. So this is what I'm paying seventy dollars a month for...
Person A: What kind of cable do you have?
Person B: Comcast. It sucks.
Person A: Really? At least you have OnDemand.
Person B: Yeah... every few days I do.
by girloncomputer March 18, 2009
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1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists
by Tom June 23, 2004
181 82
 
6.
A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?
Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.
by Home slice August 21, 2005
133 67
 
7.
The fucking shittiest service known to man. Fuck this fucking cock ass nigger shit. They wont even connect. This thing wont even fucking connect. I've been trying to play League of Legends for 2 hours and my friends have already played two games and they won and they're gunna stop playing and imuna have to to go read a book or something. FUUUKKKKKKK.
My Friends: dude that game last night was awesome.
Me: FUCKING SHIT FUCK ASS COCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU
My Friends: Oh you have comcast dont you
by super fucking pissed off February 21, 2013
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