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Combining Squirt 

The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.
My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.
Combining Squirt by MrWankpants October 30, 2017

combing the cat 

when a woman masturbates with a comb
guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro
combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.
On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.
Columbining by Cyniper September 7, 2008

Commiting a JP 

Puking on a girl that you really like.
Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

comfiening 

A derivative term first used by the editing scholar and founder of T3C, to show his confusion and lack of understanding of a basic task, but can also be used to show one's displeasure to sonar due to its negative impact on the environment
umm...maybe i'm comfiening
comfiening by Mekie People October 27, 2017

commiting a Fallony 

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.