Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

Mr. Comatose 

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Mr. Comatose by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Comatose 

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

Comatose by valoem December 9, 2004

comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.

man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.

comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

Comatose 

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

Comatose by Phoenix January 31, 2004

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

Comatose 

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

Comatose by piffman00 February 23, 2009