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When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood
Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.
Comast by superbuckles October 19, 2020
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Short for "complicated" or "complex" shipping, used as label for those who have complicated feelings on the topic of shipcourse.
"Shipping discourse is getting out of hand at this point, people are fighting each other over minor things now."
"Oh, so you are comship."
Comship by Kurumi Nanase July 15, 2022
A "Comship" Is a ship that someone ships that is often frowned upon by societal standards. this includes, but is not limited to: incestuous ships, underage ships, ships that break canonical sexualities, ships that contain or are based around graphic or heavy content, etc.
Person: I like Sal x Wadanohara from Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea!
Another Person: Is that a Comship? I heard that it's an abusive ship.
Person: Yeah, it's a Comship.
Another Person: I don't feel comfortable around Comshippers. Can you please not Interact with me?

Person: Yeah! It's alright, I understand why you feel uncomfortable and I won't interact with you anymore.
Comship by sataniglet June 3, 2023
This is a very common word to describe when 2 or more people bash another person.
The roughians cobashed the pensioner outiside the chip-shop. Police are investigating.
cobash by Mr Monarch May 31, 2017

Comshipper 

Comshipper is an exonym primarily used by antishippers against people who engage in what antishippers have started calling comshipping.

A blend of complicated ship, comship is a moralist reactionary term which gestures at fictional relationships betwixt characters that an audience normal people (normal being ill-defined as the person using the term and the people who agree with them about this), would objectionable when it happens in real life betwixt actual people, and then labels them as problematic. Tropes that would cause any ship to be labeled a comship vary wildly depending on the sensibilities of the person using the word, but they might include: history of or ongoing abuse andor neglect, imbalanced power dynamics (adult x minor, master x slave, vampire x human, incest), asymetric power dynamics, squicks both common and personal, ignoring the canon, being identifiably queer and/or openly kinky, or being identifiably interacial.

It appears to have evolved from proshipper, where the target of the antishippers' ire has shifted from the too large to easily attack group of people who don't agree with with antis that comshipping is actionably bad to the smaller more specific group of people who actually engage in the comshipping they disapprove of.

Nobody at time of writing uses comshipping as a self-identifier, though that is likely to change overtime as people attacked by the word pick it up in a definant act of reclaimation.
1. "DNI if you're a comshipper, proshipper, or believe that vriska did nothing wrong."
2. "Oh, you're a comshipping freak. Got it."

comasturbation 

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007