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Com Boss/Com Boy 

A child or young adult male or female who extorts children online into preforming sexual or self harming acts under threat of the exposure of child porn images to family members or friends. These are sad human beings who gain pleasure from watching girls as young as 13 cut words and names into their private areas and limbs, forcing girls to murder small pets ect. These young men believe themselves to be ballers on the come up when in reality they are a cancer on society, true scum. These men make their living befriending little girls on Roblox or other such games in order to manipulate and cultivate a relationship with said children these sociopaths are highly dangerous and motivated by the money generated from their production of coerced child porn images and videos.
Yo that fucking guy is a com boss/ Com boy he’s a pedophile!

Yo that guy is in a comserver he’s a comboss/comboy those guys are predators!

Hello police, I’ve found out my friend is a com boss/com boy!

uh la la com çi com ça 

A way to express deep happiness or in general a positive reaction to something, mixed with surprise.
Some cooners use it when seeing a PAWG, but however, minecraft youtubers also say uh la la com çi com ça when meeting an underage feller, as they are happy they finally found an unsupervised 8 year old, meaning they can tap that without the parents finding out.
*5 yo at the park*
Minecraft youtuber: uh la la com çi com ça! Come here and let me tap that!
5 mins later
*brutal muffled sounds of clapping and screams come from a nearby unregistered van*

.Com Commando 

Someone who talks a lot of trash on the internet but in reality are very weak
"Yo dude did you see what Josh was saying in the group chat? he was claiming he would beat ur ass"

"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
.Com Commando by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019

SexyDreamGirl.com 

Website of the SexyDreamGirl, Likki McKenzie.
See Likki's sexy pussy likki at SexyDreamGirl.com. She has a sexy, tight little shaved pussy. She is expert at using her sexy little mouth to make men cum.

Trumpcards.com 

Trumpcards.com is a web address using the most obvious play on words possible almost probably insuring that The Orange Mercenary-in-Chief has now copyrighted the words Trump, Card, Trumpcard, and Trumpcards.

The most humiliating and empty use of a teaser for a special announcement ever!

A former failed and twice impeached insurrectionist president pushing election denial lies sells online jpeg action figure cosplay cards NFT’s to his cult members for $99.00; thus proving that people over 70 don’t know how the internet actually works

Can you say screen capture, Donny? I knew that you could!!!!!!

This future failed venture was launched to coincide with the capture and extradition of Sam Bankman-Fried crypto currency Ponzi scheme perpetrator; and, Elon Musk banning journalist from Twitter because everyone knows that evil comes in threes.

It’s not ironic; it’s more like heavy handed forced coincidence.
Did you get your Trumpcard NFT’s from Trumpcards.com, yet? They are only $99.00 for pixels that you can screen capture, BUT, each time you buy one you are automatically entered into a sweepstakes to Dine with the Donald!!!!! WHAT A BARGAN!!!!!!
"Perfect" shortened to "perf" accentuated with a .com. It's basically bomb.com for the 21st century. Yeah it's a thing. Tell all your friends.
Omgz she looks soo perf.com in those yoga pants. I wish I could be her.
perf.com by pweets April 17, 2013