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Colbertistas 

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.
The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.
Colbertistas by FurTip August 9, 2006
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Chris Colfer 

Person 1: Wow Chris Colfer is really good-looking!
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty flawless.
Chris Colfer by drexandra August 6, 2011

Chris Colfer 

The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.

One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
Chris Colfer by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010
Pass me a colber.
colber by air con emcee February 19, 2009

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain
Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose
Dirty Colwell by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

Chris Colfer 

A gorgeous,immensely talented man who has the fierceness of Beyonce,the class of Julie Andrews and the work ethic of Meryl Streep! Also known to have the humor of Ellen Degeneres,the naturing hugs and wisdom of Oprah! And last but certaintly not least he embodies the magic ability of storytelling the 'Grimm Brothers'!
Chris Colfer is flawless, he hips lie when they swing to beat 'Single ladies'!

He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!

I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.

They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!

Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?

He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!

Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
Chris Colfer by al0v3lygrl December 4, 2013

Colbertity 

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.
The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.
Colbertity by Chupe December 20, 2008