a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!
refering to all males that are incredibly fat annoying and repulsive that no one likes. they are the scum of the earth and should be erradicated. commonly their faces a plauged with acne and the remains of their last meal due to their poor hygien and 3rd grade table manners. they play themselves off as cool but in reality they are nothing more than incompitant and very insecure.They are also equipt with a small penis comparable to a 7 year old and balls like a squirrel. they will undobtetly die loney in a cave with a large empty bottle of hand cream and chafing on both hands.
Refers to guys who are incredibly fat and ugly. Coltons are excessively nasty and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his fat ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and have terrible acne both on the face and on other extremities of the body. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent spasms of projectile vomiting.
1.) UGH! A Colton tried to make a pass on my girlfreind today and now she's vomiting uncontrolably. I'd kick his ass but every time I get near him i pass out due to his horrible smell.