2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
2. I was recently offered a session of Colton.
He's one of the best guys you'll ever meet.
Never let him go.
I'm never going to get over being a Colton. :)