term used to describe a person with behemoth penis.
also the term used to describe Colt Ward of Huntsville by every person in Mexico and other Hispanic parts of the world. On side note, in 2001 the Supreme Court denied Jacob Carr the rights to use this term as a nickname for his junk because they stated that he had "already made up too many falsifying descriptions of the penis in question."
Jacob: "Women say I have a giant penis."
Sex Hobbit: "I've seen your penis, and you're no El Grande."
The conjugated verb of sparagmos. The act of several female dick worshipers ripping young men to shreds, starting with their penis.
Not to be confused with masturbate.
Hey look! It's Colt! Lets go sparagmate his ass.
Or, That Dick cheated on me! LETS SPARAGMATE!
Teh penis monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man's junk.
Ram Rod: Man I was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her dildopolasaur.
Trip: How big and what color was it.
Ram Rod: It was the dreaded black colt. 12" of black man junk.
An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.
Can be used as a Noun or Verb.
Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ
1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."
dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."
2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."
dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."
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The Tuck N' Suck is a term that has been coined to describe an innovative sex position invented by Colt Brennan, quarterback of Hawaii. The procedure is for the man to spread his legs and tuck his penis between his legs. Then the female sucks the man's dick. Naturally, due to the circumstances, the female's face will be extremely close to or in the guys butthole.
Hey will you give me a tuck n' suck?