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cosplaytriot 

A combination of the words “cosplay” and “patriot” describing one who wears patriotic symbols as a costume; often without regard for true patriotism.
That guy wraps himself in the flag, constitution, bibles and guns but was a draft dodger and a sellout for the 1%. He’s a textbook cosplaytriot.
Word of the Day on January 17, 2026
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closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.
My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.
closet cosplay by mellyb December 9, 2008

coldplay coma 

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.
After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.
coldplay coma by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

vocaaa.cosplay.bean

The one and only chihiro fujisaki and real kokichi since 2020/3/22-2020/20/2021
Pls you know who im talking about on tiktok vocaaa.cosplay.bean (kiki) has 221.4k followers smh

Coldplay Hangover 

The hangover one gets after attending a very awesome Coldplay concert the night before. Due mostly to reminiscing about the high pitched voice of Chris Martin and the awesome instrumental backup he's provided with.

People who have Coldplay hangovers will usually stay at home the day after the concert listening to their music on repeat and posting statuses about how awesome the concert was on social networking sites such as Facebook.
"Hey man, do you wanna go to that party on the 1st?"
"Nah, I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a Coldplay hangover from their New Year's Eve concert."
"Aw man, I'm going to that concert too and I completely forgot about it. Looks like I'm going to call and cancel for the party."
Coldplay Hangover by TheAlphonso January 2, 2012

Coldplayer

Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.

Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.

Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.

Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.

Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?

Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts

Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.

Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!

Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot

Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!

Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
Coldplayer by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010

Cosplayer 

A shapeshifter who usually takes the form of a fictional character, but can appear in any form. Their most common habitat is in a convention or "con," but can also be found in the wild, although it is rare. They communicate by "junko posing" and although it looks confusing, it can be mastered with observation and practice.
It's a wild cosplayer! Quick! Lure it with a lace front wig and catch it! We must bring it to the church!!!!!
Cosplayer by Ash Winters August 3, 2019