|1.||Play Dough Cookie|
Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.
A webu is a girl who is so saturated with cuteness that it spills out into any environment she may be situated in. She is usually very loud with a high-pitched, almost child-like voice. She cannot control the volume of her voice nor can she control her enthusiasm for everything. Some people may say that she has too much energy. She may have a negative or positive effect on the people around her, depending on whether or not they are buttholes.
If you are lucky, you may see a webu wandering around a grocery store after midnight looking for some candy to munch on. She will be easy to spot, for she has very large, bright, neon-rainbow dreadlocks poofing out of her head like pigtails. If you approach her with questioning about these pigtail-like decorations, though, she may become agitated and run away. If you value your life, NEVER pull on the pigtails of a webu. If you must have a closer encounter with a webu, approach her disguised as a kitty cat, instead. She will be attracted to this attire, and may in fact be the one following you.
As mentioned above, most of the time a webu will have large neon pigtail-like decorations. Webus are generally tall with a very wide bone structure, resembling that of an Amazonian woman's. She adorns many oversized, colorful plastic accessories. She usually carries a plushie backpack filled with toys, snacks, stickers, and the like.
She will probably make you a
To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.
darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"
Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"
darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"
steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"