| 1. | Color Mullet | ||
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When people dye the top half of their hair one color and the bottem half another color. Usually seen on girls with lots of layers. Originated by Shakira when she dyed her tips black while her hair was still mostly blond. Look at that girls color mullet, that can't be natural!
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| 2. | tips | ||
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When someone dyes the ends of their hair a different color than the rest of their hair Look at that girl she just got her tips done.
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| 3. | Def Leppard | ||
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One of only a few bands to have two albums sell at least 10 million copies each in the U.S. Hysteria and Pyromania are two of the greatest rock records ever, featuring such hits as "Photograph", "Rock of Ages", "Foolin'", "Too Late For Love", "Rock, Rock (Til You Drop)", "Women", "Animal", "Love Bites", "Pour Some Sugar on Me", "Armageddon It", "Rocket", and "Hysteria". Famous for ripped jeans, lead singer Joe Elliot's mullet, pioneers in the multi-neon-color fashion, innovators in in-the-round concert setups, British rock band stereotypes, their one armed drummer Rick Allen, electronic drum sets, the guitarists known as the "terror twins" Steve Clark and Phil Collen, and their eccentric bassist/keyboardist Rick Savage. The band was hit with more tragedy when Clark died of alcoholsim in 1991. They are still going strong and their fanbase now spans multiple generations. Def Leppard is one of the few rock bands from the 1980s that people still care about.
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| 4. | mullet pride | ||
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Mullet pride is this: The mullet hair style came and went in the 1980s this particular person still holds on to it and is now branded with the name as if a different race. He is in his 40s now, his hair may be thinning on top and people laughing at him behind his back, but he will never let it go as far as he's concerned it's a vital organ - it defines him. He enjoys the hair draped on his neck and back even though he looks ridiculous while wearing a wife beater tank top stained with beer, two sizes too small for his bird chest and protruding gut. That's okay with him because he can show off his prison tatoos, which today looks like a kid doodled on his arms and knuckles with an ink pen while he was passed out. He is missing some teeth now, his face matches that of a ball glove, his earlobe can no longer hold the studs he used to install, but his mullet makes up for it. He still drives a beat up 1983 Camero that smells like butt cheese and stale smokes with a few cracks in the windshiled where he blasted his fists one night in a druken fury at the trailer park. The seats are torn and the backseat is a dumpster, the AC quit working and the glove box is held shut with duct tape. The original color has thus faded and the hood is one color and the passenger door another, which resembles a pinata. You can here him coming blocks away for he still has Sparkomatic speakers cranked up so loud they become distorted and if you listen closely you can still catch a couple of lyrics fro... more...
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| 5. | scene | ||
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Scene kids have a long history. Originally, they listened to indie music and the guys wore track jacket and had long dyed black hair. The girls wore jeans and band tees. As time went on, scene kids evolved. Now they are kids who listen to music described as "hardcore," "grindcore," or any other number of "cores." They go to "shows," or concerts, on a regular basis but usually not to see famous bands. Common features of each are as follows:
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Guys: Tight girl pants Tight shirts made for little kids Shoes such as Van's slipons, anything MacBeth, "old school" Pumas or Nikes, or Adidas Sambas Reverse mullets with one eye usually covered by hair Hair dyed black with highlights of another color Hoodies Black eyeliner Lip piercings Ears that are gauged Kiss other boys but aren't necessarily bisexual Girls: Band shirts or small tees Rolled up girl pants Purses with sequins Hair usually dyed two colors Short, choppy hair |
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| 6. | scene mullet | ||
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A popular hairstyle with scene kids that resembles a dead animal on the wearer's head, it also looks like a rainbow jacked off it it. Scene kids need to comb down their stupid scene mullets, and dye their hair a normal color.
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| 7. | Brandon Blevins | ||
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A poopcorn. Loves the color orange, (probably bc it's the same color as some poopcorns) very arrogant, fantasizes Me deepthroating paydays (which I'd never do), probably gets "brandons" from me, likes older women with mullets, and wishes he could tag team peggy hill. Obsesses over Irony person 1: "DUDE! did you see that brandon blevins the other day?"
person 2: "Yeah man! Totaly made my anus itch!" |
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