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1.
stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.
by yellowboy July 09, 2005
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2.
Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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