half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.
oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!
by Zach Pitzler December 04, 2010