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a procedure in which the body is examined to determine the level of excess cologne, ultimately resulting in its removal
As soon as Dave walked in the room, I could tell he had had his cologneoscopy, as he no longer reeked of Jasmine, Lavender, and Lemon
by MrBrightside09 August 05, 2011
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