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Colette is the best person you'll ever meet. She's cute, beautiful, and sweeter than any chick flick ending you'll ever see. She's funny and has a million stories to keep you laughing all night long. She's a great conversationalist and loves to make you love yourself. She knows everyone deserves respect, so she gives it to you. She's the perfect picture of a person and if you ever meet a Colette, don't let her go. You'll never find another. She will make your life instantly better when you speak to her, and you'll never get enough of her. Colette is the love of your life. The girl of your dreams.
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Collaborhate 

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.
John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.
Collaborhate by Qreatin December 4, 2010
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An amazing person who knows how to always lighten the mood. She can turn any dull mood into absolute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always your back. She's the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will gladly beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way.
"Wow, she looks like she is someone who is really chill."
"She must be a Colette."

Colette by 5646816847 March 22, 2009
A sensation of radiated cold.
When you hold your hand above a warm surface you feel the warmth. When you hold your hand above a cold surface you feel the coldth.
coldth by Jeff McLauchlin May 19, 2006

Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school

dat dere celltech

anabolic steroid that turns you into ronnie coleman overnight

massively used on the bodybuilding.com forums
eric: damn dave, how are you benching 300lbs? you were struggling with 100lbs yesterday
dave: dude, i went home and tried this stuff called dat dere celltech. it got me juiced up and now im pumped!
eric: good job dave man! i need to get me some of that!
eric's mom: waw! dave has the muscles now. he can pittb anytime!
dat dere celltech by tund3 January 1, 2009

collab channel 

A channel on Youtube that is shared between five people. Every week day is assigned one person to make a video on that day. A trend started by the nerdfighters.
Wow, that collab channel, the 5awesomeguys, has gained so many subscribers!
collab channel by sweetVWbus June 28, 2009