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doodie calls
noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start
Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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White blood cells
White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
White blood cells by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
Cells at Work
An anime that takes place inside of the human body, where each character represents a cell. It's mostly about a clumsy red blood cell running after an emo white blood cell who kicks bacteria ass while screaming "Die"
Each episode depicts a different problem inside the human body, and it's funny even though it actually teaches you stuff. tbh this should just replace biology class.
Each episode depicts a different problem inside the human body, and it's funny even though it actually teaches you stuff. tbh this should just replace biology class.
Ever since I watched Cells at Work, I feel sorry every time I injure myself. Imagine how many cute lil blood cells I just killed.
Cells at Work by drzech April 29, 2020
Colista
Colista is a Greek name that means 'Most Beautiful'.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.
Colista by swaggygurll January 2, 2014
lost brain cells
In stan twitter ‘losing brain cells’ means: when a person says something so stupid that you automatically lose a brain cell.
Person 1: is the “ee” in “pee” silent?
Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)
Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)
lost brain cells by apb01 June 12, 2018